Rap Reply: Aise Na dekh: Badshah ki umm

Jab ho soch galat,

Baat galat,

le kar raha hun tera table palat.

Bhari hai shareer tera,
Aur bhaari hai dimaag,
Gobar bhara hai usme,
Isliye hai pura kharab.
Bhola shakal tera, ye kisne hai bola,
kuch nhi aat tujhko,siwaye dene ke batola.
O haathi mere saathi, mat de itna rola,
Warna nikalunga janaja, tera khol ke patola.

Aise Na dekh mujhe,

Aise Na dekh.

Ye aaj kal ke hi launde, parenge tujhpe bhaari,
Aati hai hume ache se karne, tere jaise hathiyon ki sawari.
Tu naannananaa gayega, to bhi bikta rahega….,
Kyunki naam kamane pe ye guroor hai, jo chadhta rahega.
1984 ka hai tu to kya loriya sunaunnn,
god me leke tujhe, kya bottle se duudh pilaun?
Tera jaisa rap, bas tu hi likhta rahega,
36-36-36 ka sareer leke, apne video me ghumta rahega.
Rap ka asli khel bete, abhi tak tumne hai nhi khela,
Sikhna hai to aaja, banke mera chela.

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30 lac hoga beta tera rate,

Aa raha hai gaana mera, karna tu wait.

Gaano ka mere, hai bhao nhi lagta,

Tera jaisa hun nhi, Jo jaake hai logon ko thagta.

Aise Na Dekh mujhe, no no.

Sunn ke meri baat lag gya na jhatka,

Aise Na fek.. Na na.

Ahaan. Aise Na Dekh bete,

Aise Na Dekh.

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Automatic me nhi, tu automatically jayega,
Tera market band, Bollywood se ab lapata ho jayega.
Humare khare hote rongte, aur khara hota beta bahaut kuch,
Soyegi kismat teri, aur sota hai tera sab kuch.
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Aise Na Dekh mujhe,, naa na
Aise na soch bete, naa na
Galat
Aise Na. Bolte,
Phatt gyi na teri, jab yehi kal hai hai launde bolte.
Aise Na Dekh mujhe 😎

©2019. Abhiket Srivastava. All rights reserved

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Har ek pal

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Chawnn ki talaash me,

Nikal para hun.

Ghar se nange paaon,

Aaj main chal para hun.

.

Na dhoop ki fikar mujhe,

Na kaaton ka khauff hai,

Chal para hun manzil ki talaash me,

Hain junoon liye in aankhon me,

Kya pata, kahan ho thikana,

Pairon pe parte chaale, fir bhi muskurana,

Jahan tak le jaye ye dagar,

Wahan tak,

Bas chalte jaana, chalte jaana.

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Safar me najane mile kitne anjaan chehra,

Kahan hue kitno ke hasratein pure,

Ashaon ki akhiri kiran hai aaj bhi unn aankhon me,

Isliye unke paaon bhi ek jagah kabhi nhi thehre.

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Is safar me najane kitne morr ayenge,

Har morr pe hum apno ko chorr jayenge,

Kahin umeed to nhi chitiz ki,

Kya Hoga humara Jo wahan nhi pahunch payenge?

Warna Gardish me har mukaam pe,

Apno se bichare har wo pal yaad aayenge.

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Aksar ye khayal aata hai,

Kal ko paane ki chahat me, kal mera beet gya,

Jo the sath mere, unka bhi sath chuth gya.

Iss safar ne bahaut kuch seekhaya, aur main seekh gya.

Par kya karun iss seekh ka, Jo na la punga wo pal.

Beet gya Jo pal, kal.

Haan…..

Meri zindagi ka,

Har ek pal.

©18th May, 2019. Abhiket Srivastava. All rights reserved.

To kya main zindagi jee raha?

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Naa kabhi dil toota,
Naa maine dil haara,
Naa toota koi dukh ka pahar,
Naa hi hai pure parivar ka bhar,
Agar in sare ghum-o-n ko abhi tak na saha,
To kya main zindagi jee raha?

Naa hi likhne ke liye shabdkosh hai,
Naa hi meri kundali me koi dosh hai,
Naa hi duniyadari ka mujhe gyaan hai,
Naa hi kis cheez ka abhimaan hai,
Agar in sare cheezon ka tazurba hi na raha,
To kya main zindagi jee raha?

Naa hi maine liya koi udhaar,
Na hi suna kabhi maine kisi ke dil se pukar,
Na hi mere marne se kisi ko koi fark parta hai,
Naa mere kehne se dastoor badalta hai,
Agar mere asteetv ka matlab hi na raha,
To kya main zindagi jee raha?

Jee to sab rahe hai, par kya aise hi zindagi jeete hain?
Meri zindagi me koi dukh nhi, to batao kaise sehte hain?
Bina Dard ke dard-e-dastaan kaise bayan karte hain?
Tasavoor me nhi, haqiqat me Kaise jeete hain?
Na hi sukh, na dukh,
na garibi kabhi mehsus kara,
To batao kya main zindagi jee raha?

©2019, abhiketsrivastava. All rights reserved.